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Saturday, January 19, 2008

what???

We have moved on from Muppet Treasure Island to bigger fish. 

Actually, bigger and badder things.

And when I say bad-er, I mean bad-er.  

We unknowingly rented a movie last night that showed boobs three times in the first four minutes.  Which, I think is a record for any non-porno movie.

Which makes me wonder.  Was it porno?

I hate nudity!
Er, within reason.  
I mean, I can't hate my own when I'm bathing and whatnot. 

But come on.  Nobody wants to see that. 
And if they do, then they will probably just go rent a porno movie. 
Or check the rating boxes for a nudity warning. 

Which this movie had no indication of. 

I'm pretty upset, I must admit. 

Anyway, I'm sorry Megan.  
I didn't mean to. 

:(

2 comments:

Meggy-Eggy-Head said...

Yeah, I seem to make weird movie statements, only to have them come true.

The Lake House statement: "There better be a Station Wagon in this movie, or I won't like it."

Movie reaction: Man gets HIT by the Station Wagon.

This movie: "There better not be any sex scenes..."

Movie reaction: 1:30 minutes in, BOOB SHOT with sex scene! 2:30 minutes in, BOOB SHOT! Ugh, that was nasty. >.< I have to go wash my eyes now.

Celeste said...

Megan!
You should hone your powers into foreseeing terrible scenes more often. I know that without a preview or a rating, I'm NO GOOD at telling what a movie will be like.

As we have seen.

Several times.

Which reminds me... I need to take those movies back.


I'm thankful for Netflix and it's reviewing features at a time like this.

Amen.