MSN Conversations with Celeste.

Yesss!! I get first post! *Does first post dance* Well, besides the rules... but they don't count. *Continues dance*

Celeste and I seem to have a lot of MSN conversations with eachother... It's pretty geeky, but we do it anyway. >.>



Today's conversation is about handstands, Megan's handstands. ^_^ It started when I was being a jerk to Celeste. Here's a little snippet of how it began.



Megan:"WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?!?!"

Celeste: "Of Montreal..."

Megan: "Shut it."

Megan: "hahaha, I'm sorry. I'm being a jerk."

Celeste: "Well, other than stating the obvious, what else can you do?"

Megan: "I can do a handstand..."



And so began the colloquy of my new job.
Celeste wanted to pay me to do 100 handstands for ten dollars at her "party" next week. (Ugh, what? Ten dollars?!) I wanted a raise and I threatened to quit, but Celeste begged me, stating that her guests would be disappointed. (Yeah, whatever... >.>) I stated again that I couldn't work for so little. Then she pulled out the questions "Are you a professional?" "Are you educated in hand-standing?" Psssh, of course I am! I spent three months in gymnastics, sheesh! So--of course--I said that I did. And she wanted documentation! Then I yelled (and I quote) "I DO GREAT HANDSTANDS!!!!!!!" so she said "I'm sure you do! That's why I want to pay you TEN DOLLARS for them!" I demanded eleven, and she wanted me to do 110! What?! I wanted a raise, not more work. -_- So she struck a deal: I get ten-fifty, and she throws in free refreshments. Sounded good to me--I didn't need to buy dinner, yessss... ^_^

Um... The end. ^_^ Yup, there isn't any more. Yay for pointless stories!

-Megan